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  1. #1
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    Jul 2006
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    Redneck special forces

    The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the :
    United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)

    These mostly Southern boys will be dropped off into Afghanistan and will be given only the following facts about the Taliban and terrorists:

    1. The season opened today.
    2. There is no limit.
    3. They taste just like chicken.
    4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus.
    5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

    The Pentagon expects the problem in Afghanistan to be over by Friday.

    Applications are available at your local
    Wal-Mart sporting goods counter.
    You sure are cocky for a starving pilgrim.

  2. #2
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    LOL that's funny.
    I love the smell of phosgene first thing in the morning:

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  3. #3
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    That right there is funny no matter who you are

  4. #4
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    yup that'll do it

  5. #5
    Two things you dont mess around with a redneck with: Nascar and Beer.

    http://www.bruckerhvac.com/

  6. #6
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    lol

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