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  1. #1
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    Nov 2007
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    20 Year Sentence

    20 years with my wife

    A woman awoke during the night to find that her husband was not in bed. She put on her robe and went downstairs. He was sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appeared to be deep in thought, just staring at the wall. She saw him wipe a tear from his eye and take a sip of his coffee.

    "What's the matter dear? Why are you down here at this time of night?" she asked.

    "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating and you were only 16?" he asked.

    "Yes I do." she replied.

    "Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car?"

    "Yes I remember."

    "Do you remember your father when he shoved that shotgun in my face and said.'Either you marry my daughter or spend twenty years in jail'?"

    "Yes I do", she replied.

    He wiped another tear from his cheek and said, " You know I would have gotten out today."

  2. #2
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    A variation on this joke could be, instead of drinking coffee in the middle of the night (who does that), he could be sitting downstairs crying in his beer.

  3. #3
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    Aug 2002
    Office and warehouse in both Crystal River & New Port Richey ,FL
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    Similar story.

    Guys been married 20 years,says if he killed her the first time he thought about it,

    he'd be out on parole by now!!!

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