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05-07-2009, 10:08 AM #1
important message from the c.d.c.
The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically. This virus is called Weekly Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT!!! This virus will wipe out your private life entirely. If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises.
Take two good friends to the nearest liquor store and purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends. If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.If con is the opposite of pro
is congress the opposite of progress?
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05-07-2009, 10:13 AM #2
LOL LOL LOL
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05-07-2009, 09:34 PM #3
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good one i like that
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05-08-2009, 02:28 PM #4
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Looks like I need a BEER!
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05-09-2009, 07:08 PM #5
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too late for me!
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05-11-2009, 12:18 PM #6
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05-11-2009, 09:07 PM #7
I prefer to use Relaxation Utilizing Medicine and Company Obscuring Karma Enhancer.


Where are you? Are you done yet? I got ONE more call for you.....
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07-17-2009, 09:29 AM #8
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good one


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