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Thread: On The Train

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    On The Train

    The train was quite crowded, so a U. S. Marine walked the entire
    length looking for a seat, but the only seat left was taken by a well
    dressed, middle-aged, French woman's poodle

    The war-weary Marine asked, 'Ma'am, may I have that seat?'
    The French woman just sniffed and said to no one in particular, 'Americans
    are so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat.'

    The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat left was under
    that dog.

    'Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired.'

    She snorted, 'Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!'This
    time the Marine didn't say a word; he just picked up the little dog, tossed
    it out the train window, and sat down.

    The woman shrieked, 'Someone must defend my honor! this American should be
    put in his place!'

    An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up, 'Sir, you Americans often seem
    to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing You hold the fork in the wrong
    hand. You drive your cars on the wrong side of the road. And now, sir, you
    Seem to have thrown the wrong bi3tch out the window.

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