Here is mine:
I savaged some jalepinos into little pieces and mixed them with some previously ravaged salsa. And then I dis-membered a block of velveeta with a large knife. I trounced a portion of white onion into submission. I poured all of the detainees into a lake of fire, you may call it a 'crock-pot' if you wish, as that is a commoner term you may be more comfortable with.
After a proper torture-time in the cooker, I dish the scrumptious mixture out with some corn-chips captured from wall-mart.
No meal is complete without a proper beverage. I have chosen 'old milwaukee' circa whenever they made it.