Gramdpa and Grandma
Grandpa had a ritual he
looked forward to every Sunday
morning. He would take his 7-year
old granddaughter out for a drive in the car
for some bonding time.
On one particular Sunday,
however, he had a very bad cold and didn't
feel like getting out of bed at all.
Luckily, his wife came to the rescue and said that she would take
their granddaughter out.
Upon their return, the little girl anxiously ran up stairs to see
her grandfather and he asked
'Well, did you enjoy your ride with grandma?'
'Oh, yes, Grandpa,' the girl replied, 'and do you know what?
We didn't see one dumb bastard or stupid ****head anywhere
we went today!'