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  1. #1
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    Daughter sent me this

    SAD NEWS.....

    Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment
    community. The Pillsbury Doughboy?? died? yesterday of a yeast
    infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He
    was 71.

    Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities
    turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth,? Hungry
    Jack, > the California Raisins,? Betty Crocker,? the Hostess Twinkies,
    and Captain Crunch.? The grave site was piled high with flours.

    Aunt Jemima > delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as
    a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in
    show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not
    considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked
    schemes. Despite being a little flakey at times, he still was a crusty
    old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.

    Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough,? three children: John
    Dough, Jane Dough and Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is
    also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart..

    The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

    If this made you smile for even a brief second, please rise to the
    occasion and take time to pass it on and share that smile with someone
    else who may be having a crumby day and kneads a lift.
    Be safe not fast. body parts don't grow back

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    Thanks Scott
    i belong to peta ... people eating tasty animals. all my opinions are just mine.

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    Sure, just flaunt the death of my roll model
    Government is a disease...
    ...masquerading as its own cure…
    Ecclesiastes 10:2 NIV


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    Quote Originally Posted by RoBoTeq View Post
    Sure, just flaunt the death of my roll model
    fat roll, that is.
    Perhaps you should have read the instructions before calling.

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    Don't despair Robo...I believe the Michelin tire man is alive and well

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    Quote Originally Posted by jrbenny View Post
    fat roll, that is.
    I see you noted my spelling of "roll" model
    Government is a disease...
    ...masquerading as its own cure…
    Ecclesiastes 10:2 NIV


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    Quote Originally Posted by Senior Tech View Post
    Don't despair Robo...I believe the Michelin tire man is alive and well
    Now this is just mean spirited of you ST. I do not look up to 111 year old Frenchies, even if they do make me seem svelt in comparison;






    And what's with a guy so white that promotes a product that is so black?
    Government is a disease...
    ...masquerading as its own cure…
    Ecclesiastes 10:2 NIV


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    Robin you have issues
    i belong to peta ... people eating tasty animals. all my opinions are just mine.

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    Sorry Robin I didn't know.
    Be safe not fast. body parts don't grow back

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    Quote Originally Posted by selfemployed View Post
    Sorry Robin I didn't know.
    Rotund.......plump......white......good looking buns....how could you not know? You men are just so insensitive
    Government is a disease...
    ...masquerading as its own cure…
    Ecclesiastes 10:2 NIV


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    Well

    I just don't make associations like that. Now if you said I look like Mark Martin well that would be OK. By the way go easy on us men there Bytch
    Be safe not fast. body parts don't grow back

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    Quote Originally Posted by selfemployed View Post
    I just don't make associations like that. Now if you said I look like Mark Martin well that would be OK. By the way go easy on us men there Bytch
    I had to look him up, but, yea; you could pass for his dad.
    Government is a disease...
    ...masquerading as its own cure…
    Ecclesiastes 10:2 NIV


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    oh thanks Friend

    Here's another knife, let me turn around so I don't see you stick in in my back. Hell we are the same age, I think
    Be safe not fast. body parts don't grow back

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