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03-26-2009, 09:25 PM #1
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Daughter sent me this
SAD NEWS.....
Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment
community. The Pillsbury Doughboy?? died? yesterday of a yeast
infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He
was 71.
Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities
turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth,? Hungry
Jack, > the California Raisins,? Betty Crocker,? the Hostess Twinkies,
and Captain Crunch.? The grave site was piled high with flours.
Aunt Jemima > delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as
a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in
show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not
considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked
schemes. Despite being a little flakey at times, he still was a crusty
old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.
Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough,? three children: John
Dough, Jane Dough and Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is
also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart..
The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
If this made you smile for even a brief second, please rise to the
occasion and take time to pass it on and share that smile with someone
else who may be having a crumby day and kneads a lift.Be safe not fast. body parts don't grow back
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03-27-2009, 03:48 PM #2
Thanks Scott
i belong to peta ... people eating tasty animals. all my opinions are just mine.
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03-29-2009, 03:42 PM #3
Sure, just flaunt the death of my roll model
Government is a disease......masquerading as its own cure…Ecclesiastes 10:2 NIV
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03-29-2009, 04:13 PM #4
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03-29-2009, 04:14 PM #5
Don't despair Robo...I believe the Michelin tire man is alive and well
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03-29-2009, 04:35 PM #6
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03-29-2009, 04:47 PM #7Government is a disease......masquerading as its own cure…Ecclesiastes 10:2 NIV
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03-29-2009, 10:48 PM #8
Robin you have issues
i belong to peta ... people eating tasty animals. all my opinions are just mine.
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03-30-2009, 08:36 AM #9
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Sorry Robin I didn't know.
Be safe not fast. body parts don't grow back
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03-30-2009, 09:40 AM #10
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03-30-2009, 06:26 PM #11
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Well
I just don't make associations like that. Now if you said I look like Mark Martin well that would be OK. By the way go easy on us men there Bytch
Be safe not fast. body parts don't grow back
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03-30-2009, 09:08 PM #12
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03-30-2009, 09:32 PM #13
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oh thanks Friend
Here's another knife, let me turn around so I don't see you stick in in my back. Hell we are the same age, I think
Be safe not fast. body parts don't grow back


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