Two Indians and a Hillbilly...


Two Indians and a Hillbilly were walking in the woods,
all of a sudden one of the Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave.
"Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" he called into the cave and
then he listened very
closely until he heard an answering, "Wooooo! Wooooo!
Wooooo!"
He tore off his clothes and ran into the cave.

The Hillbilly was puzzled and asked the other Indian
what that was all about, was the other Indian crazy or
what? "No," said the Indian. "It is our custom during
mating season when Indian men see cave, they holler
'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' into the opening.... If they
get an answer back, it means there is a girl in there
waiting to mate.
Just then they saw another cave. The Indian ran up to
the opening of the cave, stopped, and hollered,
"Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" Immediately, there was an
answering "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" from deep inside
the cave.
He tore off his clothes and ran into the cave.

The Hillbilly wandered around in the woods alone for a
while, and then he came upon a great big cave. As he
looked in amazement at the size of the huge opening,
he was thinking, "Whoa, man! Look at the size of this
cave! It is bigger than the caves those Indians found.
There must be some really big, fine women in this
cave!" He stood in front of the opening and hollered
with all his might. Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" He
grinned and closed his eyes in anticipation, and then
he heard the answering call...
"WOOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOOO!"
With a gleam in his eyes and a smile on his face, he
raced into the cave, tearing off his clothes as he
ran.


The following day, the headline of the local newspaper
read.....
"NAKED HILLBILLY RUN OVER BY FREIGHT TRAIN."