For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman.
One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage,
He paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child.
If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18.
She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born.
To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card,
And write 'Spaghetti' on the back.. He would then arrange for the child support payments to begin.
One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.
'Honey, 'she said, 'You received a very strange post card today.'
'Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later,' he said.
The wife obeyed and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted.
On the card was written:
'Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti.
Three with meatballs, two without.
Send extra sauce.'
Ill have to use that one tomorrow
Glad you contributed Zillacool
That's about 12 meaningless posts in a row on this one forum. Spamming to get your post count up for Pro Status? C'mon man, at least do it on a technical forum on something of worth...
Keep the fire inside the fireplace.
While post that have no bearing, or make sense are left go. It is annoying.
If you needed to get your post count up.
An introduction post. And then post with more info of your background would have been better.
Point taken.Just did'nt have that much time at the time.lol To get back on issue though,I'd just like to say you guys have a great site.& I'm looking forward to meeting all.As is stated in my thread(Pro-Membership)I'm am currently attending HVAC/R school & hoping the forums & imfo as well as advice from well seasoned pros will help to further my education in the field.Worked a few years in fla on retrofits,RTU'S,mostly for restraunts,(can't mention the chains),before I got into the solar field,when I moved here to tn.,solar has'nt really caught on like it has in fla.So really theres not any work in the field.Those I have found are fly by night hackers that give solar a bad name.So Ive decided to get back into HVAC/R game.Thats pretty much it.
Anything worth doing,is worth doing RIGHT the FIRST time around!!!