Woman wakes up in the middle of the night and can't find her husband...waits for him to come back from the can but he never does....she goes downstairs and there he is sitting at the dining room table head in his hands...balling his eyes out.
She asks him "honey what's wrong? Why are you crying?" He replies it's nothing and he does not want to talk about it....she nags and prods him incessantly until he agrees to tell her. "Do you remember the first night we went out to the Drive-in and then we stopped a block from your house to have out first little bit in the back seat of my old Chevy Bel Air?" She replies, "hell ya....that's when my father came down the road and caught us". He replied "He sure as hell did and do you remember what he said" as he wiped the tears from his eyes and off his face. She said "no I was running back to the house in embarrassment, what did he say to you?". He paused with his head down and replied "he said Son, you have two choices....you either Marry that girl OR you go to jail for 25 years for statutory rape of a minor". She gasped and said "I had no idea that what was what happened,,,,,but honey....why are you crying here tonight?". He again paused a long time, looked at his watch and said....."well tonight honey I would have been a free man!!!!"