View Poll Results: when will we get to 4,000 posts?

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  • june 12

    34 25.19%
  • june 20

    31 22.96%
  • july 1

    26 19.26%
  • july 12

    44 32.59%
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  1. #1275
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    Jan 2007
    Location
    Vancouver Island, B.C.
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    Woman wakes up in the middle of the night and can't find her husband...waits for him to come back from the can but he never does....she goes downstairs and there he is sitting at the dining room table head in his hands...balling his eyes out.
    She asks him "honey what's wrong? Why are you crying?" He replies it's nothing and he does not want to talk about it....she nags and prods him incessantly until he agrees to tell her. "Do you remember the first night we went out to the Drive-in and then we stopped a block from your house to have out first little bit in the back seat of my old Chevy Bel Air?" She replies, "hell ya....that's when my father came down the road and caught us". He replied "He sure as hell did and do you remember what he said" as he wiped the tears from his eyes and off his face. She said "no I was running back to the house in embarrassment, what did he say to you?". He paused with his head down and replied "he said Son, you have two choices....you either Marry that girl OR you go to jail for 25 years for statutory rape of a minor". She gasped and said "I had no idea that what was what happened,,,,,but honey....why are you crying here tonight?". He again paused a long time, looked at his watch and said....."well tonight honey I would have been a free man!!!!"
    "The quality you deserve is not expensive---it's priceless"

  2. #1276
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    Jul 2008
    Location
    Denver, CO
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    Good morning FCS.


  3. #1277
    Join Date
    Sep 2007
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    NC Coast
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    Nice pic Tiger.......
    funny Doug..... glad I dont see it that way!
    MORNING FCS! Wake up sleepy head... gonna be a hot one today! 90!

    Thanks James..... its marriage WONDERFUL! well on the good days it is.... LMAO Shhhhh dont tell my wife I said that!
    Hey STd....... weed! wake the he!! up! Morning ALL..........
    Silent Service........ Death From Below!

    Somewhere in Kansas, a town found a village idiot!

  4. #1278
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    Sep 2008
    Location
    Western PA
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    Good morning.

    We are on a crash course with our 9th anniversary.

    My running joke is 9 years and I ain't shot you yet? We're doing good.

    Some days it's tempting.

  5. #1279
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    Nov 2006
    Location
    Southeastern Pa
    Posts
    19,571
    Good morning, FCS!
    [Avatar photo from a Florida training accident. Everyone walked away.]
    2 Tim 3:16-17

    RSES CMS, HVAC Electrical Specialist

    AOP Forum Rules:







  6. #1280
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    Nov 2008
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    Colorado
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    2,687
    I think STK is still by the pool.

  7. #1281
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    Sep 2007
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    NC Coast
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    Quote Originally Posted by jpsmith1cm View Post
    Good morning.

    We are on a crash course with our 9th anniversary.

    My running joke is 9 years and I ain't shot you yet? We're doing good.

    Some days it's tempting.
    I can relate!
    Silent Service........ Death From Below!

    Somewhere in Kansas, a town found a village idiot!

  8. #1282
    Join Date
    Sep 2007
    Location
    NC Coast
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    Quote Originally Posted by james80031 View Post
    I think STK is still by the CESS pool.
    Silent Service........ Death From Below!

    Somewhere in Kansas, a town found a village idiot!

  9. #1283
    Join Date
    Jun 2004
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    Posts
    9,668
    Morning all

    My son thought the yoda pictures was to funny.

    Tiger cool sun sun set pictures
    If you help others then you are a Success

  10. #1284
    Join Date
    Jan 2008
    Location
    Texas
    Posts
    960
    Mourning FCS hope your week-end is doing good. And yes I can relate to the marrage thing. Been doing it for 23 years, but he is my best friend. We do have our moments and they do get head bumping at times but all in all It's been one hell of a ride and would not trade them for any thing..hang in and there FCS... About your upset stomach at times Tell the Doc. to get you some medicinal marijuana..it'll calm your tummy... been there done that..
    You don't have to ASK

    What I'm Against...

    If you know what

    I'm For...

  11. #1285
    Join Date
    Jul 2006
    Posts
    6,627
    does fcs stand for fing cancer sucks?
    You sure are cocky for a starving pilgrim.

  12. #1286
    Join Date
    Sep 2004
    Location
    Kansas City, Kansas, United States
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    that is was i always thought







    Quote Originally Posted by zachhvac View Post
    does fcs stand for fing cancer sucks?
    I WILL SELL WORK,GENERATE BUSINESS, GO GET NEW CUSTOMERS!
    YOU SHUT THE HELL UP AND QUIT RUNNING YOUR MOUTH!

  13. #1287
    Join Date
    Sep 2004
    Location
    Kansas City, Kansas, United States
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    13,833
    we have a cistern!

    cess pools are for red necks!




    Quote Originally Posted by Bubbleheadski View Post
    I WILL SELL WORK,GENERATE BUSINESS, GO GET NEW CUSTOMERS!
    YOU SHUT THE HELL UP AND QUIT RUNNING YOUR MOUTH!

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