We got 2" of snow here in the City, it only got up to 1º today. Supposed to get down to -25º tonight. At least when it's this cold you don't have to deal with the snow.
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Originally Posted by Tiger93rsl
We got 2" of snow here in the City, it only got up to 1º today. Supposed to get down to -25º tonight. At least when it's this cold you don't have to deal with the snow.
Three men - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and a Biker Dude are all walking
together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.
'I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes in total', says the
Genie.
The Canadian says, 'I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the land to
be forever fertile in Canada ' POOF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the
land in Canada was forever fertile for farming.
Osama was amazed, so he said, 'I want a wall around Afghanistan, Palestine, Iraq
and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or Canadians can come into our precious
land.'
POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around
those countries. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
The Biker says, 'I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall.'
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The Genie explains, 'Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 5oo feet thick and
completely surrounds the country.. Nothing can get in or out; it's virtually
impenetrable.' -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
The Biker sits down on his Harley, cracks a beer, lights a cigar, smiles and
says, ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
'Fill it with water.'
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Originally Posted by heavymetaldad
