I gotta a 'customer just like you' that just phoned my home.
He didn't want to pay me last week to do a S/C on his H/P as it was iced up really badly do he decided he just de-ice it himself with a screwdriver!!!
Well, he then asked me how much it would cost to fix it TODAY?.....
I replied $5000/today and $4000/Monday......he's really bummed out and since he's the HEAD PROSECUTING ATTORNEY FOR OUR COURT!!!!......he's proof that position has NOTHING to do with intelligence....!!!!
"The quality you deserve is not expensive---it's priceless"