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  1. 02-26-2009, 05:35 PM #21
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    I would actually read the instrution for all the equipment and parts I would install for you before I threw them away.
    Waddya mean don't thaw out the frig with a knive?
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    Quote Originally Posted by knewguy View Post
    I would actually read the instrution for all the equipment and parts I would install for you before I threw them away.
    And you would win an award for being the only guy who did
    If you help others then you are a Success
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    Quote Originally Posted by knewguy View Post
    If you hired me I would put the cold into beer can cold.

    And would you buy cold beer for all on Friday??
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    If you hire me I would: not try to weasel out of on call duty......NOT!!
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    .... at least pretend I'm worth the money you pay me!
    Sometimes when I consider what tremendous consequences come from little things, I am tempted to think there are no little things!
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    If you would hire me, my wife would be greatful. She's tired of seeing my sorry arse and want's her 9hr vacation back she get's everyday. Oh, btw, my kids will be coming to work with me everyday. I hope that's not a problem.
    We're awl pawthetic and kweepy and can't get giwrls. That's why we fight wobots.
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    Red face

    i'll second that, this thread will never die!
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    Quote Originally Posted by fcs View Post
    And would you buy cold beer for all on Friday??


    Did someone say cold beer?


    And the answer is YES I would buy.
    Waddya mean don't thaw out the frig with a knive?
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    Quote Originally Posted by fcs View Post
    And you would win an award for being the only guy who did

    I guess I should learn how to read now.
    Waddya mean don't thaw out the frig with a knive?
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    Quote Originally Posted by knewguy View Post
    Did someone say cold beer?


    And the answer is YES I would buy.
    OK, when can you start. Say next Friday.
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    If you hire me, I promise to bring the coffee every morning.

    If you hire me, I would maintain that cobbled up P.O.S. you call a heater in your house.

    If you hire me, I would put my own gas in your van. But you have to pay for the fuel
    Some people know the cost of everything but the value of nothing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mdharris68 View Post
    If you hire me, I promise to bring the coffee every morning.

    If you hire me, I would maintain that cobbled up P.O.S. you call a heater in your house.

    If you hire me, I would put my own gas in your van. But you have to pay for the fuel
    You had the job till till last sentences
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    Quote Originally Posted by timebuilder View Post
    "If you would hire me, I would vote against socialism."

    (no more truth there than claiming to never leave a disconnect open)
    kind of interesting, the way i see it right now socialism is not destroying the world.
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    I would hire you if you said....

    You would do your job!
    "Correct Installation is the Key"

    .1 has killed more HX then Rush Limbaugh

    What is your TESP?
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    I would curb my addiction to this forum. Oops that would be lying.
    GO DAWGS!
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