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  1. #1
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    Smile If you would hire me I would "_________"

    Hey I am out of work too.

    So Just fill in the back


    If you would hire me I would __________.

    Just fill in the blank!





    If you would hire me, I swear I will never leave another disconnect left off!

    This should be funny!

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    Quote Originally Posted by hvochead View Post
    Hey I am out of work too.

    So Just fill in the back


    If you would hire me I would __________.

    Just fill in the blank!





    If you would hire me, I swear I will never leave another disconnect left off!

    This should be funny!

    "If you would hire me, I would vote against socialism."

    (no more truth there than claiming to never leave a disconnect open)
    [Avatar photo from a Florida training accident. Everyone walked away.]
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    Quote Originally Posted by hvochead View Post
    Hey I am out of work too.

    If you would hire me, I swear I will never leave another disconnect left off!

    This should be funny!
    Hey! You took mine! Bet I left more out/off than you!

    I swear I wont borrow anyone else' crescent-hammer!
    Silent Service........ Death From Below!

    Somewhere in Kansas, a town found a village idiot!

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    If you would hire me I would sell more colemans than Twilli.
    I repair air conditioners to keep people cool when it's 110+ degrees outside.
    I repair heaters so people don't freeze to death.
    I shut down furnaces that are unsafe to operate.
    Make fun of my profession, but dang it, I save lives.

    We're awl pawthetic and kweepy and can't get giwrls. That's why we fight wobots.

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    If you would hire me I would let you pet my goat.
    I repair air conditioners to keep people cool when it's 110+ degrees outside.
    I repair heaters so people don't freeze to death.
    I shut down furnaces that are unsafe to operate.
    Make fun of my profession, but dang it, I save lives.

    We're awl pawthetic and kweepy and can't get giwrls. That's why we fight wobots.

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    If you would hire me I would let you carry my Veto toolbag.
    I repair air conditioners to keep people cool when it's 110+ degrees outside.
    I repair heaters so people don't freeze to death.
    I shut down furnaces that are unsafe to operate.
    Make fun of my profession, but dang it, I save lives.

    We're awl pawthetic and kweepy and can't get giwrls. That's why we fight wobots.

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    If you would hire me I would give up my Fieldpiece meter.
    I repair air conditioners to keep people cool when it's 110+ degrees outside.
    I repair heaters so people don't freeze to death.
    I shut down furnaces that are unsafe to operate.
    Make fun of my profession, but dang it, I save lives.

    We're awl pawthetic and kweepy and can't get giwrls. That's why we fight wobots.

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    If you would hire me I would actually work 4 of the 8hrs. I am here.
    I repair air conditioners to keep people cool when it's 110+ degrees outside.
    I repair heaters so people don't freeze to death.
    I shut down furnaces that are unsafe to operate.
    Make fun of my profession, but dang it, I save lives.

    We're awl pawthetic and kweepy and can't get giwrls. That's why we fight wobots.

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    If you would hire me I would stop looking at HVAC-TALK during the day.
    I repair air conditioners to keep people cool when it's 110+ degrees outside.
    I repair heaters so people don't freeze to death.
    I shut down furnaces that are unsafe to operate.
    Make fun of my profession, but dang it, I save lives.

    We're awl pawthetic and kweepy and can't get giwrls. That's why we fight wobots.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chaard View Post
    If you would hire me I would stop looking at HVAC-TALK during the day.

    I actually believed you up til this one

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    If you would hire me I would : wonder about your low standards......
    GO DAWGS!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Senior Tech View Post
    I actually believed you up til this one
    I ran out of lies.
    I repair air conditioners to keep people cool when it's 110+ degrees outside.
    I repair heaters so people don't freeze to death.
    I shut down furnaces that are unsafe to operate.
    Make fun of my profession, but dang it, I save lives.

    We're awl pawthetic and kweepy and can't get giwrls. That's why we fight wobots.

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    run up you account at Graingers.
    Waddya mean don't thaw out the frig with a knive?

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