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    Smile If you would hire me I would "_________"

    Hey I am out of work too.

    So Just fill in the back


    If you would hire me I would __________.

    Just fill in the blank!





    If you would hire me, I swear I will never leave another disconnect left off!

    This should be funny!

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    Quote Originally Posted by hvochead View Post
    Hey I am out of work too.

    So Just fill in the back


    If you would hire me I would __________.

    Just fill in the blank!





    If you would hire me, I swear I will never leave another disconnect left off!

    This should be funny!

    "If you would hire me, I would vote against socialism."

    (no more truth there than claiming to never leave a disconnect open)
    [Avatar photo from a Florida training accident. Everyone walked away.]
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    Quote Originally Posted by hvochead View Post
    Hey I am out of work too.

    If you would hire me, I swear I will never leave another disconnect left off!

    This should be funny!
    Hey! You took mine! Bet I left more out/off than you!

    I swear I wont borrow anyone else' crescent-hammer!
    Silent Service........ Death From Below!

    Somewhere in Kansas, a town found a village idiot!

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    If you would hire me I would sell more colemans than Twilli.
    Discipline your child so that other parents don't have to.

    We're awl pawthetic and kweepy and can't get giwrls. That's why we fight wobots.

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    If you would hire me I would let you pet my goat.
    Discipline your child so that other parents don't have to.

    We're awl pawthetic and kweepy and can't get giwrls. That's why we fight wobots.

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    If you would hire me I would let you carry my Veto toolbag.
    Discipline your child so that other parents don't have to.

    We're awl pawthetic and kweepy and can't get giwrls. That's why we fight wobots.

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    If you would hire me I would give up my Fieldpiece meter.
    Discipline your child so that other parents don't have to.

    We're awl pawthetic and kweepy and can't get giwrls. That's why we fight wobots.

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    If you would hire me I would actually work 4 of the 8hrs. I am here.
    Discipline your child so that other parents don't have to.

    We're awl pawthetic and kweepy and can't get giwrls. That's why we fight wobots.

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    If you would hire me I would stop looking at HVAC-TALK during the day.
    Discipline your child so that other parents don't have to.

    We're awl pawthetic and kweepy and can't get giwrls. That's why we fight wobots.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chaard View Post
    If you would hire me I would stop looking at HVAC-TALK during the day.

    I actually believed you up til this one

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    If you would hire me I would : wonder about your low standards......
    GO DAWGS!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Senior Tech View Post
    I actually believed you up til this one
    I ran out of lies.
    Discipline your child so that other parents don't have to.

    We're awl pawthetic and kweepy and can't get giwrls. That's why we fight wobots.

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    run up you account at Graingers.
    Waddya mean don't thaw out the frig with a knive?

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