A hp with its own blanket.
Where did you say the hp was at?
The abominable heatpump.
I'll take a cherry snowcone.
At least the snow wasn't yellow.
I repair air conditioners to keep people cool when it's 110+ degrees outside.
I repair heaters so people don't freeze to death.
I shut down furnaces that are unsafe to operate.
Make fun of my profession, but dang it, I save lives.
We're awl pawthetic and kweepy and can't get giwrls. That's why we fight wobots.