Letter from Santa
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  1. #1
    Join Date
    Sep 2001
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    East Stroudsburg, PA
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    I have been watching you very closely to see if you have been good this
    year, and since you have, I will be telling my elves to make some goodies
    for me to leave under your tree at Christmas. I was going to bring you
    all the gifts from the 12 days of Christmas, but we had a little problem.
    The 12 fiddlers fiddling have all come down with VD from fiddling with
    the 10 ladies dancing, the 11 lords leaping have knocked up the 8 maids
    a-milking, and the 9 pipers piping have been arrested for doing weird
    things to the 7 swans a-swimming. The 6 geese a-laying, 4 calling birds,
    3 French hens, 2 turtle doves and the partridge in a pear tree have me
    up to my sled runners in bird ****.
    On top of all this Mrs. Claus is going through menopause, 8 of my
    reindeer are in heat, the elves have joined the gay liberation and some
    people who can't read a calendar have scheduled Christmas for the 5th of
    January. Maybe next year I will be able to get my **** together and
    bring you the things you want. This year I suggest you get your asses
    down to Kmart before everything is gone.
    Sincerely,
    Santa Claus

  2. #2
    Join Date
    Jul 2002
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    i think the 11 lords leaping are playing leap frog aka
    'the bird cage" the movie
    i d say they were gay
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