>A man goes to his doctor and says, "I don't think my wife's
>hearing is as good as it used to be, what should I do?"
>The doctor replies, "Try this test to find out for sure. When
>your wife is in the kitchen doing dishes, stand fifteen feet
>behind her and ask her a question, if she doesn't respond keep
>moving closer asking the question until she hears you."
>The man goes home and sees his wife preparing dinner. He stands
>fifteen feet behind her and says, "What's for dinner, honey?"
>He gets no response, so he moves to ten feet behind her and asks
>Still no response, so he moves to five feet. Again, no answer.
>Finally he stands directly behind her and says, "Honey, what's
>She replies, "For the fourth time, I SAID CHICKEN, you deaf