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Thread: Bad Hearing

  1. #1
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    Bad Hearing
    >
    >A man goes to his doctor and says, "I don't think my wife's
    >hearing is as good as it used to be, what should I do?"
    >
    >The doctor replies, "Try this test to find out for sure. When
    >your wife is in the kitchen doing dishes, stand fifteen feet
    >behind her and ask her a question, if she doesn't respond keep
    >moving closer asking the question until she hears you."
    >
    >The man goes home and sees his wife preparing dinner. He stands
    >fifteen feet behind her and says, "What's for dinner, honey?"
    >
    >He gets no response, so he moves to ten feet behind her and asks
    >again.
    >
    >Still no response, so he moves to five feet. Again, no answer.
    >
    >Finally he stands directly behind her and says, "Honey, what's
    >for supper?"
    >
    >She replies, "For the fourth time, I SAID CHICKEN, you deaf
    >bastard!"


  2. #2
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    Huh?

    What's that you say?
    Hindsight is NOT a plan!

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