YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN

[infwsdm]

YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN
> > > > by George Carlin
> > > >
> > > > I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I

>am George
> > > > Carlin.
> > > >
> > > > I believe the money I make belongs to me and my
>family,
>not
> > > > some mid level governmental functionary be it
Democratic or
>Republican!
> > > >
> > > > I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that
>way, damn
> > > > it!
> > > >
> > > > I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer,
>it makes
>you
> > > > a smart American.
> > > >
> > > > I think being a minority does not make you noble
>or
> > > > victimized, and does not entitle you to anything.

> > > >
> > > > I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac,
>try to do
>it
> > > > in English.
> > > >
> > > > I think fireworks should be legal on the 4th of
>July.
> > > >
> > > > I think that being a student doesn't give you any

>more
> > > > enlightenment than working at Blockbuster. In
fact, if your
>parents
>are
> > > > footing the bill to put your pansy ass through 4
years plus,
>of
>college,
> > > > you haven't begun to be enlightened.
> > > >
> > > > I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or
>her God
> > when
> > > > and where they want to.
> > > >
> > > > My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers,
>and
>whoever
> > > > canceled Jerry Springer.
> > > >
> > > > I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.
> > > >
> > > > I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my
>time arguing
> > > > about it.
> > > >
> > > > I think global warming is a big lie. Where are
>all those
> > > > experts now, when I'm freezing my ass off during
these long
>winters
>and
> > > > paying, paying, paying?
> > > >
> > > > I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I
>didn't wander
> > > > forty years In the desert after getting chased
out of Egypt.
>I haven't
> > > > burned any witches or been persecuted by the
Turks and
>neither have
>you!
> > > > So, shut-the-Hell-up already.
> > > >
> > > > I want to know which church is it exactly where
>the
>Reverend
> > > > Jesse Jackson practices, where he gets his money,
and why he
>is always
> > > > part of the problem and not the solution. Can I
get an AMEN
>on that
>one?
> > > >
> > > > I think the cops have every right to shoot your
>sorry ass
>if
> > > > you're running from them.
> > > >
> > > > I also think they have the right to pull your ass

>over if
> > > > you're breaking the law, regardless of what color
you are.
> > > >
> > > > I think if you are too stupid to know how a
>ballot works,
>I
> > > > don't want you deciding who should be running the
most
>powerful nation
> > in
> > > > the world for the next four years.
> > > >
> > > > I dislike those people standing in the
>intersections
>trying
> > > > to sell me crap or trying to guilt me into making
"donations"
>to their
> > > > cause. These people should be targets.
> > > >
> > > > I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise

>a child,
> > it
> > > > takes two parents.
> > > >
> > > > I believe if she has her lips on your Willie,
>it's sex,
>and
> > > > this applies even if you are President of the
United States.
> > > >
> > > > And what the hell is going on with gas prices...
>again?
> > > >
> > > > --------------------
> > > >
> > > > If this makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a
>BAD
> > > > American.
> > > >
> > > > If you are a BAD American too, please forward
>this to
> > > > everyone you know.
> > > >
> > > > We need our country back!

[warminnw]

Probably a good idea to check your sources before posting a rant. See http://www.truthorfiction.com/rumors/badamerican.htm for background on this one.

[infwsdm]

Dude,

I don't care who wrote it. I also have no intention on finding out the "truth" on who wrote or said it.