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  1. #1
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    YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN
    > > > > by George Carlin
    > > > >
    > > > > I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I

    >am George
    > > > > Carlin.
    > > > >
    > > > > I believe the money I make belongs to me and my
    >family,
    >not
    > > > > some mid level governmental functionary be it
    Democratic or
    >Republican!
    > > > >
    > > > > I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that
    >way, damn
    > > > > it!
    > > > >
    > > > > I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer,
    >it makes
    >you
    > > > > a smart American.
    > > > >
    > > > > I think being a minority does not make you noble
    >or
    > > > > victimized, and does not entitle you to anything.

    > > > >
    > > > > I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac,
    >try to do
    >it
    > > > > in English.
    > > > >
    > > > > I think fireworks should be legal on the 4th of
    >July.
    > > > >
    > > > > I think that being a student doesn't give you any

    >more
    > > > > enlightenment than working at Blockbuster. In
    fact, if your
    >parents
    >are
    > > > > footing the bill to put your pansy ass through 4
    years plus,
    >of
    >college,
    > > > > you haven't begun to be enlightened.
    > > > >
    > > > > I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or
    >her God
    > > when
    > > > > and where they want to.
    > > > >
    > > > > My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers,
    >and
    >whoever
    > > > > canceled Jerry Springer.
    > > > >
    > > > > I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.
    > > > >
    > > > > I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my
    >time arguing
    > > > > about it.
    > > > >
    > > > > I think global warming is a big lie. Where are
    >all those
    > > > > experts now, when I'm freezing my ass off during
    these long
    >winters
    >and
    > > > > paying, paying, paying?
    > > > >
    > > > > I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I
    >didn't wander
    > > > > forty years In the desert after getting chased
    out of Egypt.
    >I haven't
    > > > > burned any witches or been persecuted by the
    Turks and
    >neither have
    >you!
    > > > > So, shut-the-Hell-up already.
    > > > >
    > > > > I want to know which church is it exactly where
    >the
    >Reverend
    > > > > Jesse Jackson practices, where he gets his money,
    and why he
    >is always
    > > > > part of the problem and not the solution. Can I
    get an AMEN
    >on that
    >one?
    > > > >
    > > > > I think the cops have every right to shoot your
    >sorry ass
    >if
    > > > > you're running from them.
    > > > >
    > > > > I also think they have the right to pull your ass

    >over if
    > > > > you're breaking the law, regardless of what color
    you are.
    > > > >
    > > > > I think if you are too stupid to know how a
    >ballot works,
    >I
    > > > > don't want you deciding who should be running the
    most
    >powerful nation
    > > in
    > > > > the world for the next four years.
    > > > >
    > > > > I dislike those people standing in the
    >intersections
    >trying
    > > > > to sell me crap or trying to guilt me into making
    "donations"
    >to their
    > > > > cause. These people should be targets.
    > > > >
    > > > > I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise

    >a child,
    > > it
    > > > > takes two parents.
    > > > >
    > > > > I believe if she has her lips on your Willie,
    >it's sex,
    >and
    > > > > this applies even if you are President of the
    United States.
    > > > >
    > > > > And what the hell is going on with gas prices...
    >again?
    > > > >
    > > > > --------------------
    > > > >
    > > > > If this makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a
    >BAD
    > > > > American.
    > > > >
    > > > > If you are a BAD American too, please forward
    >this to
    > > > > everyone you know.
    > > > >
    > > > > We need our country back!

  2. #2
    Join Date
    Nov 2002
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    Check you sources...

    Probably a good idea to check your sources before posting a rant. See http://www.truthorfiction.com/rumors/badamerican.htm for background on this one.

  3. #3
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    Dude,

    I don't care who wrote it. I also have no intention on finding out the "truth" on who wrote or said it.


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