What Makes 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?? We
have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%. How about
achieving 103%? Here's a little math that might prove helpful.

What makes life 100%?

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.


Then:
H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%

K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%


But,


A T T I T U D E

1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%

And,

B U L L S H I T

2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%


So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you
close, attitude will get you there, but bull**** will put you over the top.

And look how far ass kissing will take you.


A S S K I S S I N G

1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%