You and I know the story about the elephant. That is worth posting too!
I will post the elephant story if everyone promises to behave ...
be·have [bi háyv]
(past be·haved, past participle be·haved, present participle be·hav·ing, 3rd person present singular be·haves)
1. act: to act in a particular way that expresses general character, state of mind, or response to a situation or other people
He’s been behaving oddly.
2. behave well: to act in an acceptable way, especially by being polite, good-tempered, and self-controlled
3. perform: to perform in or react to particular conditions, or operate in accordance with natural laws