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    Ok what would advice would they offer Obama

    dang...........
    Last edited by Roscoe; 01-07-2009 at 08:22 PM.

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    Ok what advice would the 4 Pres offer Obama



    Clinton...........ahhh the best closet is

    Carter............you don't have any brothers do you...and screw the Israelis...

    GW................Stay away from the press

    GH................Keep a sharp eye on Bill...........ya know keep your friends close and your enemas closer...........enemy's heh heh I mean enemy's...



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    George W; Uhhh, you might uhhh, want to uhhh lighten up a-a-a-a little on the uhh pauses in your uhhh speech pattern.

    Clinton; One word my friend; Scotchguard.

    George H; You might want to avoid ordering collard greens for lunch, the chefs here have no prior experience with cooking them properly.

    Carter; Keep in mind boy....er....son, our Jews no longer support the Jews in the Middle East, so you shouldn't either.
    Government is a disease...
    ...masquerading as its own cure…
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    Stay away from the windows.
    Government is a disease...
    ...masquerading as its own cure…
    Ecclesiastes 10:2 NIV


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    Don't be bitter. Otherwise, you cling to guns and religion.
    "Excellence is the gradual result of always striving to do better"
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    i belong to peta ... people eating tasty animals. all my opinions are just mine.

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    Clinton........yeah so Richardson bailed.....no big deal....... I'm tell'en ya Panetta will work, I know the guy,he'll tear down the CIA trust me.

    How about Vilsak for the Commerce job...... just stick with the party dude..ok ok so who do we got so far............
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    Carter......... Screw the Israelis ........just meet with Mahmoud he's a good guy........ I like the Iranians they're nice people......

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    GW............ Alright so we have an agreement, I make the transition look real friendly and you call off the media dogs......I go out looking like a good guy

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    Clinton

    Watch those Secret Service Agents, if you're trying to get a little bum bum on the side, they'll rat you out...............







    thanks Ken

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    Keep the pool guy, he'll keep your wife occupied for the next four years...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Roscoe View Post
    G.H.W.B. Don't be a one termer, nobody likes a one termer

    G.W.B. Don't ever bring up military service....they'll kill ya on the military service. And don't ever mention something is accomplished before a book is written about how well it went

    W.J.C. It all depends upon what the change is defined as changing....you know, what change is change changing...or...I did not have....sexual...oh, different subject.

    J.C. Don't build houses for poor people on landfills. They fall in. Build those houses where they won't fall in while you're still alive. And they can find you.
    Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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    Cool Don't piss off

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    Ok Now if ya read the picture

    GW......heh heh I just farted

    Bo........ Yeoooooow who farted

    GH........yep I'm gonna puke..... just like Japan

    WC........ check it out girls see what I got.heh heh...wiggle wiggle...look no hands

    JC......... phew.....wasn't me.... I don't even belong here, I'll just step over here lean over, dip my right shoulder, and act like I don't know these guys, whew that stinks

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