Little Tommy comes home from school and excitedly tells him mom that they are learning to add in class .

Mom says "Go ahead Honey. Tell me what you learned."

Tommy says " 2 + 2, the sonofa***** is 4.
3 + 3, the sonofa***** is 6.
4 + 4, the sonofa***** is 8.
5 + 5, the sonof....."

Mom says "Hold on a minute, Tommy, your teacher is telling you to say THAT???"

Tommy says "Yup"

The mother is so outraged at what she hears that she goes into class with Tommy the next day and sits in the back of the room. Anxiously awaiting. When the math lessons start, the teacher calls on Tommy to recite some of the problems.


"No problem" says Tommy.
"1 + 1, the sonofa***** is 2"
"2 + 2, the sonofa***** is 4"
"3 + 3, the sonofa***** is 6"

The Mom says "HOLD ON JUST ONE MINUTE, WHY ARE YOU TEACHING MY SON TO SAY THOSE TERRIBLE THINGS???"

The teacher replies "I am not, I said:
"1 + 1, the sum of which is 2"