i love it when these Hollywood stars take trips to third world countries.
it's amazing that the world has any problems at all, with all these Hollywood star activists flying around the world, drawing attention to everything.
Hollywood stars are superior to the rest of the world because they have a skill that no one can live without, acting on film playing pretend.
with all thier highly overpaid millions, it must be very hard for them to imagine why the rest of the world is so F-ed up.
don't you know? the big enemy of this whole story is the working class American, we're responsible for everything that has happened in the world.
so once in a lifetime the Hollywood star, who is much more informed and superior to us, hops on a plane to take a trip to Africa for a week, with a month's worth of bottled water and a personal chef.
they immidiatley understand what it is like to live in a third world country because that 12 hour flight, first class, was a killer,
...getting to the 5 star hotel wasn't fun either.
next day, get up in the morning, meet the armed escorts, visit some towns, ...special ones they got picked out for you.
hug some kids, give them bottled water, a Hershey bar, and a Sponge Bob Squarepants puppet.
(kid is wondering what the hell it is)
...visit the local zoo
(don't forget to ask the wise wizards of the third world, what they think of America)
then hop back on the plane, and head back to America
...and make sure the whole thing is on film, because us Americans need to be AWARE of all the problems in Starvo-nisia.
i would like to thank Hollywood stars of making me AWARE of these problems.
...actually i was AWARE,since my mother told me to eat my food because they are starving in China.
...but that flight you took out there, really changed the world.
so they give a small portion of their huge income , the money they earned from doing nothing, to a fund to help the people of Starvo-nisia, and advise the rest of America to do the same.
...except the only problem is,most of America now pays most of what they earn to rent, doesn't have acouple million laying around
Hollywood stars go back to their big 10 bedroom home, a house so big that they have to buy a security system because there could be someone living in the other end of the house and they wouldn't realize it,
and they flush 30 grand per month down the toilet, in rent, just for a status symbol.
they have the Ferrari, the SUV, and ....because they are responsibly superior....the electric car for around town.
...which doesn't make one piss of difference because the electricity comes from "fossil" fuel.
so the bottom line is...
these Hollywood stars fly around, to make us "aware" of problems in the world.
they dump money into some fund,
Americans dump money into the same fund,
the people are still starving next year,
everyone gave their money to some elaborate scheme,
the star felt better about themself,
the rich star is the biggest part of the problem because they told everyone to donate to a scam that doesn't work,
...and there is no progress because the charity was hijacked.