I print-out hundred dollar bills in my truck, good investment on a printer-machine this chineese dude sold me at a flea market. best money I ever spent! I need gas and beer and smokes? no problemo man, just plug that printer in and crank-out another bill. Better than a visa-card. Life is good.
"You boys are really making this thing harder than it has to be". Me
I like having infraction points, it makes me feel like 'one of the guys'.
"I am not here to rescue you, I am bringing you along for emergency rations" Quark.
Service calls submitted after 3PM will be posted the next business day.
I give free estimates [Wild Ass Guesses] over the phone.
My front door is locked. For your personal protection.