I print-out hundred dollar bills in my truck, good investment on a printer-machine this chineese dude sold me at a flea market. best money I ever spent! I need gas and beer and smokes? no problemo man, just plug that printer in and crank-out another bill. Better than a visa-card. Life is good.
"You boys are really making this thing harder than it has to be". Me
"Who ARE you people? And WHAT are you doing in my SWAMP!?" Shrek
Service calls submitted after 3PM will be posted the next business day.
I give free estimates [Wild Ass Guesses] over the phone.
"I am sorry for interrupting, please continue with your quarreling" Some chick on TV