Barak, Michelle, and Oprah
Barrack Obama, Michelle Obama and Oprah Winfrey were flying on Obama's
Barrack looked at Oprah, chuckled and said, 'You know, I could throw a
$1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy.
Oprah shrugged her shoulders and replied, 'I could throw ten $100 bills
out of the window and make ten people very happy.
Michelle added, 'That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10
bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy.
Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot;
'I could throw all of their asses out of the window and make 56 million people very happy.'
thats a darn funny joke
Originally Posted by duckman373
have you heard the new national anthem
the theme song for the Jeffersons
You don't have to ASK
What I'm Against...
If you know what
I have an insanly racist joke to add but dont want to get banned haha.
I heard that one years ago, only with Bill, Hillary, and Chelsea Clinton.
Here's one of my favorites.
President Clinton looks up from his desk in the Oval Office to see one
of his aides nervously approach him. "What is it?" exclaims the President. "It's this Abortion Bill, Mr. President, what do you want to do
about it?" the aide replies. "Just go ahead and pay it." responds the
"Excellence is the gradual result of always striving to do better"
Originally Posted by ChristopherNJ
e mail is in my profile........