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    Barak, Michelle, and Oprah

    Barrack Obama, Michelle Obama and Oprah Winfrey were flying on Obama's
    private plane.

    Barrack looked at Oprah, chuckled and said, 'You know, I could throw a
    $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy.

    Oprah shrugged her shoulders and replied, 'I could throw ten $100 bills
    out of the window and make ten people very happy.

    Michelle added, 'That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10
    bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy.

    Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot;
    'I could throw all of their asses out of the window and make 56 million people very happy.'

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    Quote Originally Posted by duckman373 View Post
    Barrack Obama, Michelle Obama and Oprah Winfrey were flying on Obama's
    private plane.

    Barrack looked at Oprah, chuckled and said, 'You know, I could throw a
    $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy.

    Oprah shrugged her shoulders and replied, 'I could throw ten $100 bills
    out of the window and make ten people very happy.

    Michelle added, 'That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10
    bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy.

    Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot;
    'I could throw all of their asses out of the window and make 56 million people very happy.'
    thats a darn funny joke

    have you heard the new national anthem

    the theme song for the Jeffersons

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    Quote Originally Posted by acmanko View Post
    thats a darn funny joke

    have you heard the new national anthem

    the theme song for the Jeffersons


    I thought it was " Mammy's Little Baby's Love Shortening,Shortening, Mammy's Little Baby's Love Shortening Bread"...
    You don't have to ASK

    What I'm Against...

    If you know what

    I'm For...

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    I have an insanly racist joke to add but dont want to get banned haha.

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    I heard that one years ago, only with Bill, Hillary, and Chelsea Clinton.

    Here's one of my favorites.

    President Clinton looks up from his desk in the Oval Office to see one
    of his aides nervously approach him. "What is it?" exclaims the President. "It's this Abortion Bill, Mr. President, what do you want to do
    about it?" the aide replies. "Just go ahead and pay it." responds the
    President.
    "Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power."
    -Abraham Lincoln

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChristopherNJ View Post
    I have an insanly racist joke to add but dont want to get banned haha.

    e mail is in my profile........

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