> > Q. What's the Cuban national anthem?
> > A. Row, Row, Row Your Boat
> >
> > Q. Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
> > A. A different bar
> >
> > Q. What did the Chinese couple name their retarded baby?
> > A. Sum Ting Wong
> > Q. What do you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than
> > the other?
> > A. A speech impediment
> >
> > Q. What does it mean when the Post Office's flag is flying at
> > half-mast?
> > A. They're hiring
> >
> > Q. Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek?
> > A. Because they're not going to work in the future either.
> >
> > Q. What do you call a Mississippi farmer with a sheep under each
> > arm?
> > A. A pimp.
> >
> > Q. Why do Driver Education classes in redneck schools use the
> > car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
> > A. Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.
> >
> > Q. What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern
> > zoo?
> > A. The southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front
> > of the cage along with a recipe.
> >
> > Q. How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the "F"
> > word?
> > A. Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell "BINGO!"
> >
> > Q. What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a
> > southern fairytale?
> > A. A northern fairytale begins, "Once upon a
> > time..." A southern fairytale begins, "Y'all ain't gonna believe
> > this ****."
> >
> > Q. Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
> > A. Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump or swim are
> > already in the United States.