A rich white guy in Louisiana decided that he
wanted to throw a party and invited all of his buddies
He also invited Leroy, the token black guy in the
He held the party around the pool in the backyard
of his mansion. Everyone was having a good time
drinking, dancing, eating shrimp, oysters and BBQ and
flirting with the women. At the height of the party,
the rich white dude said, "I have a 10ft man-eating
gator in my pool and I'll give a million dollars to
anyone who has the guts to jump in."
The words were barely out of the rich white dude's
mouth when there was a loud splash and everyone turned
around and saw Leroy in the pool!
Leroy was fighting the gator and kicking its ass!
Leroy was jabbing the gator in the eyes with his
thumbs, throwing punches, doing all kinds of stuff
like head butts and choke-holds, biting the gator on
the tail and flipping the gator through the air like
some kind of Japanese Judo instructor. The water was
churning and splashing everywhere. Both Leroy and the
gator were screaming and rasing hell. Finally Leroy
strangled the gator and let it sink to the bottom like
a Wal-Mart goldfish. Leroy then slowly climbed out of
the pool. Everybody was just staring at him in
Finally the rich white guy says, "Well, Leroy, I
reckon I owe you a million dollars."
"No, that's okay. I don't want it," said Leroy.
The rich white dude said, "Man, I have to give you
something. You won the bet. How about half a million
"No thanks. I don't want it," answered Leroy.
The white dude said, "Come on, I insist on giving
you something. That was amazing. How about a new
Porsche, a Rolex and some stock options?"
The brother said "No."
The confused rich white guy said, "Well, Leroy,
then what do you want?"
Leroy said, "I want the name of the son-of-a-*****
who pushed me in the pool."