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  1. #1
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    A rich white guy in Louisiana decided that he
    wanted to throw a party and invited all of his buddies
    and neighbors.

    He also invited Leroy, the token black guy in the

    He held the party around the pool in the backyard
    of his mansion. Everyone was having a good time
    drinking, dancing, eating shrimp, oysters and BBQ and
    flirting with the women. At the height of the party,
    the rich white dude said, "I have a 10ft man-eating
    gator in my pool and I'll give a million dollars to
    anyone who has the guts to jump in."

    The words were barely out of the rich white dude's
    mouth when there was a loud splash and everyone turned
    around and saw Leroy in the pool!

    Leroy was fighting the gator and kicking its ass!
    Leroy was jabbing the gator in the eyes with his
    thumbs, throwing punches, doing all kinds of stuff
    like head butts and choke-holds, biting the gator on
    the tail and flipping the gator through the air like
    some kind of Japanese Judo instructor. The water was
    churning and splashing everywhere. Both Leroy and the
    gator were screaming and rasing hell. Finally Leroy
    strangled the gator and let it sink to the bottom like
    a Wal-Mart goldfish. Leroy then slowly climbed out of
    the pool. Everybody was just staring at him in

    Finally the rich white guy says, "Well, Leroy, I
    reckon I owe you a million dollars."

    "No, that's okay. I don't want it," said Leroy.

    The rich white dude said, "Man, I have to give you
    something. You won the bet. How about half a million
    bucks then?"

    "No thanks. I don't want it," answered Leroy.

    The white dude said, "Come on, I insist on giving
    you something. That was amazing. How about a new
    Porsche, a Rolex and some stock options?"

    The brother said "No."

    The confused rich white guy said, "Well, Leroy,
    then what do you want?"

    Leroy said, "I want the name of the son-of-a-*****
    who pushed me in the pool."

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    May 2000
    Urbandale IA. USA
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    That is a different version of a Zig Ziggler joke.
    It's a good one.
    Those who dance, appear insane to those who do not hear the music.
    Those who believe, appear ignorant to those who do not know God.

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    That one reminds me of another similar joke:

    A fire broke out at the chemical plant and the big city fire department, with all it's fancy equipment, were befuddled by the task of putting it out. The heat was so intense that they couldn't even get close, never mind spraying anything on it. The fire chief quickly decided that they were going to need all the help they could get, no matter how small. So the general call went out on the airwaves to all nearby towns that could lend a hand.

    The small hillbilly town 10 miles away phoned right back and said they were on their way. The big city firemen were already laughing at the prospect when they stared at the rickety old fire truck whizz right past them and stop 50 feet from the fire. The men then jumped out like lightening and put out the fire.

    Shock turned to awe when the news got around that evening and the mayor of the big city wanted to publicly recognize the work and courage of the hillbilly town's (often scorned) fire department. A great reception was organized and after the thank you speeches, the big town mayor invited the small town's fire chief to the podium and presented him with a $10,000 check. He then asked the fire chief: "Do you have any plans for the money?"

    "Yes", he replied "We're gonna get the brakes fixed on that damn truck!"

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