Lt Colombo on the case of the missing documents
Ah . . . Sorry to bother you Mr. Obama, Sir
Excuse me Mr. Obama, I mean Senator Obama, sir. Um . . . know you are busy and important and stuff. I mean running for president is very important and . . . ah . . . I hate to bother you. I will only take a minute ok, sir?See, I have thesemissing pieces that are holding me up, and I was wondering sir, if you could take time out of your busy schedule and help me out. You know, no big deal, just some loose ends and things.Hey, you have a nice place here! The wife sees houses like this on TV all the time and says boy she wishes she had digs like this you know? Is that painting real? Really? Wow. I saw something like that in a museum once!Oh, sorry sir. I didn't mean to get off the track. So if you could just help me out a minute and give me some details, I will get right out of your way. I want to close this case and maybe take the wife to Coney Island or something. Ever been to Coney Island ? No, I didn't think so. . .Well, listen, anyways, I can't seem to get some information I need to wrapthis up. These things seem to either be "locked" or "not available'. I'm sure it's just some oversight or glitch or something, so if you could you tell me where these things are . I . . . have them written down here somewhere . . . oh wait. Sorry about the smears. It was raining out. I'll just read it to you.Could you help me please find these things, sir?
Your Occidental College recordsYour Columbia College recordsYour Columbia Thesis paperYour Harvard College recordsYour Selective Service RegistrationYour medical recordsYour Illinois State Senate recordsYour Illinois State Senate scheduleYour Law practice client listA Certified Copy of your original Birth certificateYour embossed, signed paper Certification of Live BirthYour Harvard Law Review articles that were publishedYour University of Chicago scholarly articlesYour Record of baptismOh hey . . . listen! I know you are busy! Is this too much for you now? Tell you what. I will come back tomorrow. Give you some time to get these things together, you know? I know you are busy, so I will just let myself out. I will be back tomorrow. And the day after. . . YOU KNOW MRS CLINTON WAS NOT ABLE TO FIND SOME DOCUMENT A WHILE BACK IS THIS A PARTY PROBLEM??
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Originally Posted by ga-hvac-tech
"I need you to turn over the documents to me now" ,... I NEED YOU TO TURN OVER THE DOCUMENTS TO ME NOW!"
'' you have one more knee-cap and I have way more shots. Where are the documents.?"