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08-27-2008, 11:05 AM #1Banned
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- Aug 2002
- Office and warehouse in both Crystal River & New Port Richey ,FL
A priest and a rabbi were sitting next to each other in an airplane.
After a while,the priest turned to the rabbi and asked,'Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?'
The rabbi responded,'Yes,that is still one of our laws.'
The priest then asked,'Have you ever eaten pork?'
To which the rabbi replied, 'Yes, on one occasion I did succumb to temptation
and tasted a ham sandwich.'
The priest nodded in understanding and went on with his reading.
A while later,the rabbi spoke up and asked the priest,'Father,is it still a
requirement of your church that you remain celibate?'
The priest replied,'Yes,that is still very much a part of our faith.'
The rabbi then asked him,'Father,have you ever fallen to the temptations of the flesh?'
The priest replied,'Yes,rabbi,on one occasion I was weak and broke with my faith.'
The rabbi nodded understandingly and remained silent,thinking,for about five minutes.
Finally,the rabbi said,'Beats the **** out of a ham sandwich,doesn't it?
08-28-2008, 09:52 PM #2
08-31-2008, 09:34 PM #3
Twilli used to be Catholic, converted to JewNo Heat No Cool You need Action Fast
09-01-2008, 12:32 AM #4Professional Member
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- Nov 2007
- Westlock, Alberta, Canada
lol, big time
09-15-2008, 01:19 AM #5
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