A Nice little Story on Owl Gore.
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    A Nice little Story on Owl Gore.

    Enjoy this little story on the great Owl Gore.

    Al Gore was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when he turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that
    flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow
    passenger.'

    The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and
    said to Mr. Gore, 'What would you like to talk about?'

    'Oh, I don't know,' he said. 'How about global warming?'
    and he smiles.

    'OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me
    ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff
    -grass - .

    Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out
    a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass.

    Why do you suppose that is?'

    Mr. Gore, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence,
    thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'

    To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to
    discuss global warming when you don't know ****?


    "I could have ended the war in a month. I could have made North Vietnam look like a mud puddle."
    "I have little interest in streamlining government or in making it more efficient, for I mean to reduce its size. I do not undertake to promote welfare, for I propose to extend freedom. My aim is not to pass laws, but to repeal them. It is not to inaugurate new programs, but to cancel old ones that do violence to the Constitution."
    Barry Goldwater

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    very true and quite funny

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    Twilli says whats going on with you ARPers things seem slow
    No Heat No Cool You need Action Fast

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    Quote Originally Posted by twilli3967 View Post
    Twilli says whats going on with you ARPers things seem slow
    Busy selling A/C units I imagine. The whole forum is kinda slow.

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    Just slamed. No time for sleep.
    "I could have ended the war in a month. I could have made North Vietnam look like a mud puddle."
    "I have little interest in streamlining government or in making it more efficient, for I mean to reduce its size. I do not undertake to promote welfare, for I propose to extend freedom. My aim is not to pass laws, but to repeal them. It is not to inaugurate new programs, but to cancel old ones that do violence to the Constitution."
    Barry Goldwater

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