Enjoy this little story on the great Owl Gore.
Al Gore was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when he turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that
flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow
The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and
said to Mr. Gore, 'What would you like to talk about?'
'Oh, I don't know,' he said. 'How about global warming?'
and he smiles.
'OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me
ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff
-grass - .
Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out
a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass.
Why do you suppose that is?'
Mr. Gore, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence,
thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'
To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to
discuss global warming when you don't know ****?