At the end of the posting, in the Qualifications section, it lists "Surveillance Skills"...what the heck is that for? Are you supposed to complete requests to assist in all stalking activities? Sneak up on those pesky ballasts?
I also liked the way they said you will be a turd chaser..."Maintains systems for conveying liquids and liquid waste."
Leadership...the ability to move forward even when you've burned your foot.