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  1. #14
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    You guy's have learned a good lesson, Some woman say these things to just get your attention.. But your getting smarter every day
    You don't have to ASK

    What I'm Against...

    If you know what

    I'm For...

  2. #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by key View Post


    What do you tell your better half, when confronted with the following questions:?

    1. Does my hair look OK? You hair always looks better then ok.(never say anything looks just ok about your wife or girlfriend )

    2. Do you think I should color it? Why, are you bored with it now.

    3. Would streaks look good? You make everything look good.

    4. What color streaks should I try? You know I'm terrible with colors.

    5. What should I do with my hair? Only bad styling mistake you ever made was marring me.

    6. I don't want "Old Lady Hair".....Do I have "Old Lady Hair"? Your my old lady, but theres nothing old about you.

    7. Why aren't you answering me?

    8. I think "so-in-so's" hair looks like a 17 year old slut...Do you? There is NO safe answer to this question.

    9. So what should I do?

    10. I guess if it doesn't work, I'll just shave it all off...so there...does that work?
    And cross your fingers.
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  3. #16
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    "What ever you do is fine with me Honey Bunny"!!!!!!!!!
    I'm not tolerating Political Correctness anymore, from now on it's tell it like it is.

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  4. #17
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    Yes dear, what ever you say.
    Buy American! The job you save may be your own.

  5. #18
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    Look her directly in the eyes.
    Now look at her hair, then slowly run your eyes up and down her body.

    Look her in the eyes again and tell her she looks beautiful, and you want her. Now.

    Either you get lucky or she never asks you again.
    Trust me, I know what I'm doing.

  6. #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by ice machine undertaker View Post
    1. Sure
    2. If you want to
    3. Try them and see
    4. Any color you like
    5. Comb it
    6. Not yet
    7. I am, but not out loud
    8. Uh oh, I thought she was 19
    9. What ever floats your boat
    10. Maybe, if you can sell it
    8 and 9 incorrect 80% on the yesmam quiz. They are always right and when they are wrong just apologize any ways it is safer that way. It is the only way you get to see the hair you are interested in.
    "It's always controls"

  7. #20
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    You could try the old reverse ploy and ask her if you look fat in these pants.

    Really thank your lucky stars she actually cares about your opinion.

    And you are also in a place where your ideas could make her look really hot.
    I said something to my wife about how Jodie Foster looks really perky in a picture I saw. My wife's is small and has some similar features as Jodie.
    Next thing I knew my wife had a real cool haircut.
    Tracers work both ways.

  8. #21
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    You guys, the only reason why we ask you your opinion about our hair is because we want to look good for you!

  9. #22
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    I would show her all of the replies to your post.

    That would make for some interesting conversation.

    Good luck.

  10. #23
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    I've used the old "whatever you think is best" line on my old lady so many times she doesn't ask me most of those questions anymore

  11. #24
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    Is she still standing infront of the TV?
    "Correct Installation is the Key"

    .1 has killed more HX then Rush Limbaugh

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    "do what ever makes you comfortable honey" and not another word.

  13. #26
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    I posted this because I never offer my opinion.......because if it f**c's up.

    It's my fault.
    It's Time To Be Nice To People

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