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    Female Hair Dilemma

    No....I am NOT thinking of a sex change.


    What do you tell your better half, when confronted with the following questions:?

    1. Does my hair look OK?

    2. Do you think I should color it?

    3. Would streaks look good?

    4. What color streaks should I try?

    5. What should I do with my hair?

    6. I don't want "Old Lady Hair".....Do I have "Old Lady Hair"?

    7. Why aren't you answering me?

    8. I think "so-in-so's" hair looks like a 17 year old slut...Do you?

    9. So what should I do?

    10. I guess if it doesn't work, I'll just shave it all off...so there...does that work?
    It's Time To Be Nice To People

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    Tell her to shave it and buy some wigs....that way she can change it anytime she wants to! I have had this exact same conversation many times...I tell her to shave it and she says, "I don't know why I even ask you".....I smile and say, "me either".....then I ask her if I can run her bald head for luck wher she shaves it....end of conversation!
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    You say NOTHING....anything you say can and WILL be used AGAINST you.

    There are no "right" answers to some questions.
    If everything was always done "by the book"....the book would never change.

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    Hair answers

    1. Sure
    2. If you want to
    3. Try them and see
    4. Any color you like
    5. Comb it
    6. Not yet
    7. I am, but not out loud
    8. Uh oh, I thought she was 19
    9. What ever floats your boat
    10. Maybe, if you can sell it

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    Quote Originally Posted by smokin68 View Post
    You say NOTHING....anything you say can and WILL be used AGAINST you.

    There are no "right" answers to some questions.
    Agreed. Just smile, say; "That's why I love you so much!" and then leave....rapidly.
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    My wife won't even ask that question since I shave my head and she knows I'll tell her to go blond so we can have fun or just shave it.

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    Its like deja-vu.....

    Tell her shes blocking the tv, and while your up get me another beer, please!
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    As Smoking said - Say Nothing. Pretend you don't even hear her. Sure, she'll get a little ticked that you aren't paying her any attention & you'll get a few choice words for that but that pales in comparsion to actually answering those type question's.

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    There is no good answer.....Run...Run forest Run
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    thats like trying to de fuse a bomb with your eyes taped over and one hand rammed up yer arse
    no good will come of it
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    Quote Originally Posted by weber View Post
    Its like deja-vu.....

    Tell her shes blocking the tv, and while your up get me another beer, please!
    lol........
    It's Time To Be Nice To People

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    I believe the correct answer is " I didnt marry you for your hair" or something like that.
    If you didn't do it right the first time it probably makes sense that your here asking the right way to do it now

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    Quote Originally Posted by smokin68 View Post
    You say NOTHING....anything you say can and WILL be used AGAINST you.

    There are no "right" answers to some questions.
    Agreed
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