kid comes home early
Boy comes home early and peeks in the single moms room. Mom is writhing on the bed hands between her legs, saying, " I need a man, I neeeed a Maaaan"
The next day the kids back early from school and sees Mom again, rubbing her crotch " I need a man, I neeeed a Maaaan"
Kid says to himself "boy, Moms weird!"
The third day, kid comes home and the mailman is in bed with the Mom.
Next day Mom comes home, peeks in the boy's room. He's on the bed rubbing his crotch saying," I need a bike, I neeeed a biiiiiike".