A biology professor had spent his entire career attempting to create life in the same way that the Bible records God having created life. Finally, one day, he called a press conference and announced that he could now create a man from a handful of dirt and proudly proclaimed that he was challenging God to a showdown. At that exact instant, a tremendous bolt of lightning hit the ground and when the smoke cleared, there stood God. “I understand that you can create life,” God said to the professor. With the utmost confidence, the professor replied “That’s right, I can”. “Show me”, said God. The professor bent down to scoop up a handful of dirt when God interrupted, “No sir, get your own dirt.”