A biology professor had spent his entire career attempting to create life in the same way that the Bible records God having created life. Finally, one day, he called a press conference and announced that he could now create a man from a handful of dirt and proudly proclaimed that he was challenging God to a showdown. At that exact instant, a tremendous bolt of lightning hit the ground and when the smoke cleared, there stood God. I understand that you can create life, God said to the professor. With the utmost confidence, the professor replied Thats right, I can. Show me, said God. The professor bent down to scoop up a handful of dirt when God interrupted, No sir, get your own dirt.