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  1. 04-22-2008, 10:39 PM #66
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    Quote Originally Posted by woody19 View Post
    a few local companies here:

    refrig. co. ---- "let us cool your hot box"

    butcher ----" you can't beat our meat"

    donut shop----" put your tongue into our holes". (cops made them change it)

    fastener co.---" give us a try if you want to get screwed"
    I like all of these but I will never be able to get it printed
    I remember my first day,It was fun!
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    How about, "No job to big except maybe your wife"
    "The critic is a prisoner to his own experiences and perspectives, erroneously believing his limited experiences are the sum of all truth".











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  3. 04-22-2008, 11:03 PM #68
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Bill View Post
    How about, "No job to big except maybe your wife"
    how about buying body armor before saying that to someone
    GOVERNMENT

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  4. 04-23-2008, 05:42 AM #69
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    Catch Phrase

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    See, the human mind is kind of like... a piñata. When it breaks open, there's a lot of surprises inside. Once you get the piñata perspective, you see that losing your mind can be a peak experience. ~Jane Wagner
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    CANNOT SEE IT FROM MY HOUSE LOL
    If Guns Kill People, Do Pencils Misspell Words?

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    Before we work on artificial intelligence why don't we do something about natural stupidity?

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    I remember a decorating compan:
    We Don't Work, We Display I still remember it
    Tracers work both ways.
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    saw a good one today on a ironworker's shirt.....









    WE STAND BEHIND OUR ERECTIONS...
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  9. 04-30-2008, 05:05 PM #74
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    Quote Originally Posted by t527ed View Post
    saw a good one today on a ironworker's shirt.....









    WE STAND BEHIND OUR ERECTIONS...
    well, as long as your not in FRONT of them
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  10. 04-30-2008, 05:22 PM #75
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    septic/plumbin company where I used to live where number one in a number two buisness.
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