The owner of the drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against
a wall.

The owner asks the Indian sales girl: 'What's with the guy over there by
the wall?

Girl responds 'Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his

I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of

The owner, wide-eyed and excited shouts: 'You idiot! You can't treat a
cough with a bottle of laxatives!. The girl calmly responds: 'Of course you can!,

Look at him, he's afraid to cough.