A large guy goes into a restaurant for dinner and sits down to order.

His waiter takes his order but the guy complains that he's hot and he would like it if the waiter could turn the A/C down.

As soon as the waiter brings the guy's food to the table, the guy complains that he's too cold and could the waiter turn the A/C up. Again, the waiter complys.

During the meal, three more times the guy complains that he's cold, now hot, cold again and the waiter kept running back in the kitchen to take care of his customer's request.

Finally the people next to the large patron asked the waiter, "Hey bud, ain't that fat dood buggin the **** outta you?"

The waiter just smiled and said, "No, we don't even have air conditioning!"