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  1. #1
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    Not welcome...

    A young couple wanted to join the church, the pastor told them,
    'We have a special requirement for new member couples.
    You must abstain from sex for one whole month.'

    The couple agreed, but after two-and-a-half weeks returned to the
    Church. When the Pastor ushered them into his office, the wife was
    crying and the husband was obviously very depressed. 'You are back so
    soon... Is there a problem?' the pastor inquired.

    'We are terribly ashamed to admit that we did not manage to abstain
    from sex for the required month.' the young man replied sadly.
    The pastor asked him what happened.

    'Well, the first week was difficult... However, we managed to abstain

    Through sheer willpower.' 'The second week was terrible, but with the
    use of prayer, we managed to abstain.' 'However, the third week was
    unbearable. We tried cold showers, prayer, reading from the
    Bible... anything to keep our minds off carnal thoughts.'
    'One afternoon my wife reached for a can of paint and dropped it.

    When she bent over to pick it up, I was overcome with lust and I just
    had my way with her right then and there. It was lustful, loud,
    passionate sex. It lasted for over an hour and when we were done we
    were both drenched in sweat.' admitted the man, shamefacedly.

    The pastor lowered his head and said sternly, 'You understand this
    means you will not be welcome in our church.'

    'We know.' said the young man, hanging his head,
    'We're not welcome at Home Depot either.....
    Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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    LMAO!

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    Talking

    Rotflmao

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    thats funny right there!!
    If Guns Kill People, Do Pencils Misspell Words?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=An2a1...eature=related

    Before we work on artificial intelligence why don't we do something about natural stupidity?

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    Those who dance, appear insane to those who do not hear the music.
    Those who believe, appear ignorant to those who do not know God.

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