My girl friend
I just found out she has been cheating on me, darn it. Thank god for my wife.
So you didn't ask, what you though was a stupid question. Now how, are you going to tell the boss about your stupid screw up?
Oh, thanks a lot. Now your wife doesn't have as much free time for me
Who's making love'
To your old lady'
While you are out,
Government is a disease...
...masquerading as its own cure
Ecclesiastes 10:2 NIV