Table of Excuses
In order to save everybody's time- please give your excuses by the number.
1. That's the way we have always done it.
2. I didn't know you were in a hurry for it.
3. That's not my department.
4. I never got the go ahead.
5. I would never get in trouble without an OK.
6. I never have dealt with that before - why now?
7. Wait till the bosses come back and ask them.
8. I forgot. I'm only human, you know.
9. It didn't look priorty.
10. Like I don't have enough to do around here.
11. I thought I alread told you. NO!!!!
12. I wasn't hired to do that.
13. That's not my job.
14. I wasn't hired to do that.
15. I have never been trained to do that.
16. I don't know - I thought they did that already.
17. That's not my problem.
18. I don't make decisions.
Anything is possible with God
Fortunately I keep my feathers numbered for just such an emergency
- F. Leghorn
Ain't I a stinker
- B. Bunny
\m/ (>.<) \m/ ROCK HARD!!