Postal Service Issues Recall of Commemorative Stamp

The US Postal Service created a stamp with a picture of Senator Hillary Clinton to honor her achievements. The problem was discovered when claims had been made that the stamp was not sticking to envelopes, and that mail which had been sent using the "Hillary" postage was not being delivered.

This enraged Senator Clinton, who demanded a FULL investigation! A special Postal Service Investigation Team was formed, and after several months and many dollars spent, published the following findings:

* The stamp was manufactured properly.

* There was nothing wrong with the glue/adhesive.

* People were just spitting on the wrong side.