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  1. #1
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    Joke: The deaf Mafia book keeper

    A mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has cheated him
    out of ten million bucks. His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason
    he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that a deaf bookkeeper
    would not hear anything that he might have to testify about in court.

    When the Godfather goes to confront the bookkeeper about his
    missing $10 million, he brings along his attorney, who knows sign
    language.

    The Godfather tells the lawyer "Ask him where the 10 million
    bucks he embezzled from me is." The attorney, using sign language,
    asks the bookkeeper where the money is.

    The Bookkeeper signs back: "I don't know what you are talking
    about."

    The attorney tells the Godfather: "He says he doesn't know what
    you're talking about."

    The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it the bookkeeper's
    temple and says, "Ask him again!"

    The attorney signs to the bookkeeper: "He'll kill you if you
    don't tell him!"

    The bookkeeper signs back: "OK! You win! The money is in a
    brown briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo's backyard
    in Queens

    The Godfather asks the attorney: "Well, what'd he say?"

    The attorney replies: "He says you don't have the guts to pull
    the trigger."

    Don't you just love lawyers?

  2. #2
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    lol. That is great.
    When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

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