Joke: The deaf Mafia book keeper
A mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has cheated him
out of ten million bucks. His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason
he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that a deaf bookkeeper
would not hear anything that he might have to testify about in court.
When the Godfather goes to confront the bookkeeper about his
missing $10 million, he brings along his attorney, who knows sign
The Godfather tells the lawyer "Ask him where the 10 million
bucks he embezzled from me is." The attorney, using sign language,
asks the bookkeeper where the money is.
The Bookkeeper signs back: "I don't know what you are talking
The attorney tells the Godfather: "He says he doesn't know what
you're talking about."
The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it the bookkeeper's
temple and says, "Ask him again!"
The attorney signs to the bookkeeper: "He'll kill you if you
don't tell him!"
The bookkeeper signs back: "OK! You win! The money is in a
brown briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo's backyard
The Godfather asks the attorney: "Well, what'd he say?"
The attorney replies: "He says you don't have the guts to pull
Don't you just love lawyers?
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