True Story happened to my dad
Dad was speeding down the highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars all traveling at the same speed. However, as they passed a speed trap, he got nailed with an infrared speed detector and was pulled over.
The officer handed the dad a citation, and then as he turned to walk back to his cruiser, dad asked, "Officer, I know I was speeding, but I don't think it's fair. There were plenty of other cars around me going just as fast, so why did I get the ticket?"
"Ever go fishing?" the policeman asked dad.
"Um, yeah... so," dad replied.
The officer grinned and added, "Ever catch ALL the fish?"
Dad paid the ticket
Last edited by Biblepoet; 03-02-2008 at 08:36 PM.
Anything is possible with God
Fortunately I keep my feathers numbered for just such an emergency
- F. Leghorn
Ain't I a stinker
- B. Bunny
\m/ (>.<) \m/ ROCK HARD!!