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    Good news, better news, best news

    Good news: I worked as an HVAC tech in a hospital for 14 years. Therefore, I am invoking the HCSPQ (Hillary Clinton Standard of Professional Qualification) and, effective immediately, declaring myself a doctor.

    Better news: Since I worked around doctors of all specialties, I am certified in every area of medicine known to man.

    Best news: Everyone on this web site gets free medical care for the rest of your lives.
    It's a mechanical device, designed by humans, built by humans and operated by humans. What could possibly go wrong?

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    Hey Doc, I have this pain...................................
    I'm not tolerating Political Correctness anymore, from now on it's tell it like it is.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fixacr View Post
    Good news: I worked as an HVAC tech in a hospital for 14 years. Therefore, I am invoking the HCSPQ (Hillary Clinton Standard of Professional Qualification) and, effective immediately, declaring myself a doctor.

    Better news: Since I worked around doctors of all specialties, I am certified in every area of medicine known to man.

    Best news: Everyone on this web site gets free medical care for the rest of your lives.
    Now that right there's funny, I don't care who you are.
    Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fixacr View Post
    Good news: I worked as an HVAC tech in a hospital for 14 years. Therefore, I am invoking the HCSPQ (Hillary Clinton Standard of Professional Qualification) and, effective immediately, declaring myself a doctor.

    Better news: Since I worked around doctors of all specialties, I am certified in every area of medicine known to man.

    Best news: Everyone on this web site gets free medical care for the rest of your lives.
    I'm thinking about emailing this post to the local Hillary campaign headquarters. Any comments?
    It's a mechanical device, designed by humans, built by humans and operated by humans. What could possibly go wrong?

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    Send it to the DNC and her national campaign HQ, as well. Most local stuff never gets past "local".
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    I can't help but think that the local group would be more likely to actually respond(?) I would, of course, set up a separate email account in case they put me on their mailing list.
    It's a mechanical device, designed by humans, built by humans and operated by humans. What could possibly go wrong?

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    if you can get to las vegas i need a good orthopedic dr. to give me
    the ok to go back to work. last fri. i broke my left foot in 3 places
    & you have to know more than the dr. who ask me if it hurt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fixacr View Post
    I can't help but think that the local group would be more likely to actually respond(?) I would, of course, set up a separate email account in case they put me on their mailing list.
    Set up a gmail account. Then you can have their stuff sent to the spam can immediately.
    No reserve. No retreat. No regrets.

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    Quote Originally Posted by marvin View Post
    if you can get to las vegas i need a good orthopedic dr. to give me
    the ok to go back to work. last fri. i broke my left foot in 3 places
    & you have to know more than the dr. who ask me if it hurt.
    Just send me a sketch of your foot and $250 and I'll send you a release form.
    It's a mechanical device, designed by humans, built by humans and operated by humans. What could possibly go wrong?

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    Quote Originally Posted by fixacr View Post
    Just send me a sketch of your foot and $250 and I'll send you a release form.
    the dr. is from pakistan.. think ill see if he will bargain his prices a bit.
    all of his relatives want to play lets make a deal so maybe he will.

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    This reminds me a bit of Dick Morris' response to Hillary's talking point that she has 8 years of experience in the White House.

    "So does the chef".
    "Social networking" is an oxymoron.

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    OH MY GOD!! I just remembered that I was in the delivery room when my wife had both of our kids. I guess that means that I am qualified to give birth.
    It's a mechanical device, designed by humans, built by humans and operated by humans. What could possibly go wrong?

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