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    Why Italian Women Need Therapy!!

    Why Italian Women Need Therapy!!

    Phone Call:

    Italian Mother: "Hello?"

    Daughter: "Hi Mom. Can I leave the kids with you tonight?"

    Italian Mother: "You're going out?"

    Daughter: "Yes."

    Italian Mother: "With whom?"

    Daughter: "With a friend."

    Italian Mother: "I don't know why you left your husband. He is such a good man."

    Daughter: "MOM, I didn't leave him. He left me!"

    Italian Mother: "You let him leave you, and now you go out with anybodies and nobodies."

    Daughter: "MA, I do not go out with anybody. Can I b ring over the kids?"

    Italian Mother: "I never left you to go out with anybody except your father."

    Daughter: "There are lots of things that you did and I don't."

    Italian Mother: "What are you hinting at?"

    Daughter: "Nothing, I just want to know if I can bring the kids over tonight.."

    Italian Mother: "You're going to stay the night with him? What will your husband say if he finds out?"

    Daughter: "MA its My EX husband. I don't think he would be bothered. From the day he left me, he probably never slept alone!"

    Italian Mother: "So you're going to sleep over at this loser's place?"

    Daughter: "MOM, He's not a loser."

    Italian Mother: "A man who goes out with a divorced woman with children is a loser and a parasite."

    Daughter: "MA, I don't want to argue; should I bring over the kids or not?"

    Italian Mother: "Poor children with such a mother."

    Daughter: "Such a what?"

    Italian Mother: "With no stability. No wonder your husband left you."

    Daughter: "ENOUGH MA!!!"

    Italian Mother: "Don't scream at me. You probably scream at the loser too!"

    Daughter: "Great MA, Now you're worried about the loser?"

    Italian Mother: "Ah, so you see he is a loser and I spotted him immediately."

    Daughter: "Goodbye, mother."

    Italian Mother: "Wait! Wait! Don't hang up! When are you bringing them over? "

    Daughter: "I'm not bringing them over! I'm not going out!"

    Italian Mother: "If you never go out, how do you expect to meet anyone?

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    OK, now who tapped my mom's phone???

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