A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show
in a small town in Florida. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going
through his usual routine that includes blonde jokes .Suddenly, a blonde
woman n the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting: "I've heard
enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype
women that way?
What
does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human
being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at
work and in the community, and from reaching our full potential as a
person. Because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination
against not only blondes, but women in general... and all in the name of
humor!"

The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde yells,
"You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little **** on your
knee".